Tag: reading this gives me anxiety

vampireapologist:

last fall i was driving down a country road in the woods and i saw a handwritten sign by some trees that said “free apples” so i pulled over and wandered into this orchard on the side of the road alone except for some dog barking at me and i picked a bunch of apples and i took them home and made a pie and my conclusions is that kids in faerie tales and ppl in horror movies just suck bc the SAME situation worked out just fine 4 me