chuckletons:

dealusis:

qabu:

Leonardo da Binchi

Don’t call him that

Leonardo da

cheeso:

cheeso:

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

• what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
• what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
• rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

• what i had: hot dog and shake
• what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
• rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

• what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
• what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
• rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

• what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
• rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

• what i had: piza slice
• what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
• rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

chipotle

• what i had: burrito. do they make other things?
• what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket
• rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.

sonic drive thru

• what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog’ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day
• what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist
• rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly

taco bell

• what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.
• what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?
• rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully –  made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.

sheetz

• what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am
• what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a ‘z’ rather than an s. while that was fun – i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine
• rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution

greycloudsandlinings:

vladdies:

vladdies:

have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!

who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods

That’s actually called the Overview Effect– something experienced by some astronauts that makes them see that “from space, national boundaries vanish, the conflicts that divide people become less important, and the need to create a planetary society with the united will to protect this “pale blue dot” becomes both obvious and imperative”.

dfwm:

regigigas:

jaccobazzi:

regigigas:

quarter:

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

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Thanks

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro