silverhawk:

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

chefpyro:

rikmach:

chefpyro:

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

homosexyality:

do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not

homosexyslav:

i mean…it’s true but like…who says that??

sm980:

let us celebrate one last time when the day comes.

meowsapow:

turing-tested:

arrested for being on main

if you have an account fuck you

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thunderhumper:

thunderhumper:

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music