pansworth:

dingdongyouarewrong:

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

fartgallery:

boss: i need you to come do something

me: this is so cryptic what the fuck

boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work

me: im shaking what does this mean

funvantwentyfour:

last legal fingers in his ass sunday tomorrow

nofeartina:

Are you boycotting on the 17th?

I’m curious about how big this event will be, how many blogs are logging off and whether I should join in. So please like or reblog this if you’re staying off Tumblr on the 17th.

dankmemeuniversity: