theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-penandthe-sword:

eternahasgoodmanners:

papillion-de-nuit:

quadrell:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

@eternahasgoodmanners

I’m screaming

I love this so much.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it