beetledrink:

acoolguy:

acoolguy:

acoolguy:

i want donuts but i don’t want to wake up early enough to get donuts

some of you might say “you don’t have to get donuts in the morning”. i agree… but does the rest of society?

donut store employee: here’s your 2pm donuts you fucking animal

once i was getting a donut at like 5 AM before leaving for a 4 hour train ride and the cashier stood me there and gave me a lecture on having carbs for breakfast so it actually doesn’t matter what time u get them haters will hate