celebrate chiba mamoru’s birthday today the chiba mamoru way, by:

sailorshitpost:

– riding the kiddie train

– always having a witty comeback

– purple pleated pants

– god-tier patience, useful for managing the two insane women in your life

– dressing up in a cape and tuxedo while you’re out on the town to steal jewels, except you never really seem to steal any jewels ever

– carrying your cape and tuxedo around with you everywhere so you can do some not-stealing at a moment’s notice

– scheduling your annual brainwashing/kidnapping appointment early this year

– “study hard, bunhead”

– hanging out with the gay kid when you were little when no one else would

– mercilessly stabbing a balloon monster with a fucking knife like the hardcore motherfucker you are

– going out for drinks with a cat

happy birthday you underappreciated and misunderstood prince of my heart