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Tumblr Dude: *confidently waltzing into asks* Hello. I am here to insult your body because if I receive negative attention it is still attention

Tumblr Dude, 6 hours no response: *slightly confused* AHEM i dont believe you heard me. Let me repeat myself and this time I will additionally insult your intelligence and tell you how easily I could fuck you

Tumblr Dude, 12 hours no response: *indignant and tantrum-y* WHAT THE WHOLE SALE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?? I CALLED YOU UGLY. I SAID YOU WERE WEAK AND STUPID AND A SLUT. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED??? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!

Tumblr Dude, 24 hours no response: *Crawling in the ground* Please. Fading. Attention. Need. Attention.

Tumblr Dude, 32 hours no response: *On death bed* You…………are……………………………………………fat *dies*