Clickbait buzzfeed titles is the modern equivalent of the newsies shouting ridiculous headlines to sell more papes
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i love this post because now i’m imagining 10-year-olds in snap brim caps and ragged knee breeches hollering YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS ADORABLE DOG FOUND IN THE TOILET! THE DIET SECRET DERMATOLOGISTS HATE! YOU’LL NEVER EAT FROSTING AGAIN AFTER READING THIS ARTICLE! 17 SHOCKING THINGS MEN DON’T KNOW ABOUT FERRETS! I GOT PANTSED BY SANTA – NOT CLICKBAIT!