gqsnail:

idrils:

dear clothing manufacturers:

• make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
• stop putting shelf bras in everything
• make jeans for short people with big butts
• make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
• stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway
• fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
• put pockets on everything i am serious
• charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts
• end ‘one size fits all’ forever
• size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
• basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time

Also:

Make tall clothes that are in proportion instead of just making legs/sleeves longer.

Standardise your sizes.

Make bigger hats.

Stop putting “cold shoulder” holes in everything.

Stop saying something is high-waisted when it’s actually normal-waisted.