bogleech:

bogleech:

Two great things about this fish:

1) with its backwards facing teeth, we believe it only has to get one bite on even the tip of another fish’s tail to latch on, then as it gnashes its jaws it basically pulls itself inch by inch over the entire victim. Imagine swimming around for hours while this little shit ever-so-slowly slips up to your head and finished swallowing you.

2) sometimes they swallow something so big that it rots faster than it can be digested, filling their stomach with gas, which causes them to float like a balloon all the way up from the abyss to the surface of the ocean and die of decompression.

banned. you are all banned from nature. you can never go outside again, sorry I dont make the rules