twotontwentyone:

a-heart-as-sound-and-free:

twotontwentyone:

anotherfreckledfairy:

hesonfire:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

thotpanther:

waffleconefrappe:

yonisunrider:

We need something new to argue about on the dash.

out of all the avengers, who you think lay the best pipe? my money is on thor

Captain America dick trash cause he be like “I don’t wanna hurt you when you ask him to slap your ass.

Iron man too busy stroking only for himself. He nuttin first.

Hulk got all that dick and no stroke so it’s trash and it hurt

Dr strange get off on lettin you peg him so technically you layin down the best pipe technically

War machine got medium dick. It is what it is.

Tchalla trynna make love to you when you’re trynna get your back blown. I mean it’s cute and it’s nice but you not trynna Be loved

Vision and falcon prematurely ejaculated and said it doesn’t usually happen but it do

Bucky stealin money out your purse while he hitting it and say he don’t remember doin it and you let him fuck again

Thor layin down that let me cook you biscuits and greens dick. Y’all fucking all through the house and he make you want to give him the keys to your crib and co-sign your pussy to him.

I mean it’s a no brainer

What…..the…fuck

I thought they meant manual labor I was not prepared for the rest

@jackedjill fight me

I’m gonna argue two points:

– T’Challa would def bone you down and make love to you at the same time. He’s doing kinky shit but still kissing you on the lips and cuddling afterwards.

– Steve is def a golden boy in the streets and a daddy in the sheets. I don’t make the rules (have you seen his beard in IW? Point made)

Your boy Steve was born in the 1920’s. There’s no chance he is anything but missionary with the lights off. He’s dry toast and whole milk. My man’s first erection came when a bathing suit was a burlap sack. If you say the word nipple he might blow his load.