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I made a (poorly done) poppet out of bindweed and named him Bindweed Bob and my friends and I were joking abt him being a powerful spirit and my one friend fake prayed to him for a job and she got a call for an interview almost immediately after sending in the application so all hail Bindweed Bob

My other friend prayed to Bindweed Bob and got his tax return the same day ALL HAIL BINDWEED BOB

we’re making an altar for him in what used to be a hanging fruit basket

I’m now using my writing skills to craft a prayer to him and my artistic friend is gonna write it out all nice

Writing out the Prayer of Bindweed Bob for the masses

The prayer to our most glorious deity goes as such

“O Bindweed Bob,

Ye who mends the broken with his holy thread,

Let us not want for the riches of body nor soul,

For when the needy utter a prayer unto thee,

Surely is their prayer answered with haste,

And your compassion bestowed upon them.

Bindweed Bob, we thank thee.

Amen.”