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I’m going to be starting a new thing on my page where I post all the fast food secret menu hacks that I find

If you go to Denny’s, order “wet eggs” it’s scrambled eggs and they put their hands in water and they touch them

Chipotle will add soil to your guacamole if you bring your own from home

If you dine in at Applebees TM, you’ll realize that the staff and everyone involved loves to lie